For the OBC Connect t-shirt

I can't resist anymore, I'm starting this thread in order to gather up the one-liners that make us all smile. I've got a lot of back-tracking to do, through various posts, to pull out those nuggets that really need to be inked onto a shirt and shared with the world.

Please feel free to add the ones you like (and their authors if possible) and we'll see what we end up with -



I must say I havent arrived at who I am yet, hope its not like waiting for a bus. ~ John