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Isan
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Isan

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PostSubject: It's Not Fair Mom!!   It's Not Fair Mom!! EmptyThu Dec 09, 2010 7:54 pm

Here's you chuckle for the day...


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PostSubject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!!   It's Not Fair Mom!! EmptyThu Dec 09, 2010 9:29 pm

Cute Smile
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PostSubject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!!   It's Not Fair Mom!! EmptyFri Dec 10, 2010 1:58 am

More please
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Mia



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PostSubject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!!   It's Not Fair Mom!! EmptyFri Dec 10, 2010 7:52 am

lol. Thanks for the giggle Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!!   It's Not Fair Mom!! EmptyFri Dec 10, 2010 1:31 pm

Isan, were you at the Abbey when the pizza joke was going around? It's still one of my favorites:

What does a Zen person say when they're ordering pizza?
Make me one with everything.
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Mia



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PostSubject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!!   It's Not Fair Mom!! EmptyFri Dec 10, 2010 2:14 pm

mokuan wrote:
What does a Zen person say when they're ordering pizza?
Make me one with everything.
The pizza vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer."Where's my change?" asks the Zen person.The pizza vendor responds: "Change must come from within."
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PostSubject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!!   It's Not Fair Mom!! EmptyFri Dec 10, 2010 7:42 pm

AhHaHa!
Love this stuff.
Thanks everybody!
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PostSubject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!!   It's Not Fair Mom!! EmptyFri Dec 10, 2010 8:56 pm

Mia wrote:
mokuan wrote:
What does a Zen person say when they're ordering pizza?
Make me one with everything.
The pizza vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer."Where's my change?" asks the Zen person.The pizza vendor responds: "Change must come from within."

And all these years I thought it was a hotdog vendor... santa
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PostSubject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!!   It's Not Fair Mom!! EmptySat Dec 11, 2010 12:38 pm

The Emperor asked Master Gudo what happens to a man of Enlightenment after death.How should I know replied Gudo. Because you are a Master answered the Emporer. Yes sir said Gudo, but not a dead one.
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