Isan
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 | | Subject: It's Not Fair Mom!! Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:54 pm | |
| Here's you chuckle for the day... 
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Lise
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| | Subject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!! Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:29 pm | |
| Cute  |
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chisanmichaelhughes
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| | Subject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!! Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:58 pm | |
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Mia
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Join date: 2010-08-31
| | Subject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!! Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:52 am | |
| lol. Thanks for the giggle  |
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mokuan
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Join date: 2010-08-29
Location: Portland, Oregon
| | Subject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!! Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:31 am | |
| Isan, were you at the Abbey when the pizza joke was going around? It's still one of my favorites:
What does a Zen person say when they're ordering pizza?
Make me one with everything. |
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Mia
Posts: 64
Join date: 2010-08-31
| | Subject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!! Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:14 am | |
| | mokuan wrote: | What does a Zen person say when they're ordering pizza?
Make me one with everything. |
The pizza vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer."Where's my change?" asks the Zen person.The pizza vendor responds: "Change must come from within." |
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Diana
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Join date: 2010-06-11
Location: New Mexico
| | Subject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!! Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:42 pm | |
| AhHaHa!
Love this stuff.
Thanks everybody! |
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Isan
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Location: California
| | Subject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!! Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:56 pm | |
| | Mia wrote: | | mokuan wrote: | What does a Zen person say when they're ordering pizza?
Make me one with everything. |
The pizza vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer."Where's my change?" asks the Zen person.The pizza vendor responds: "Change must come from within." |
And all these years I thought it was a hotdog vendor... 
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john
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Join date: 2010-11-21
Location: uk
| | Subject: Re: It's Not Fair Mom!! Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:38 am | |
| The Emperor asked Master Gudo what happens to a man of Enlightenment after death.How should I know replied Gudo. Because you are a Master answered the Emporer. Yes sir said Gudo, but not a dead one. |
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